ways to avoid death in event of nautical disaster

[also age 8-ish?]

-By jet pack

-By plane

-By joining sad-faced people in lifeboat

-By using smoke-stack to boost you into lifeboat

-By leaping off now-vertical ship into lifeboat

-By dolphin

-By sliding and/or diving into water in perfect form

-By taking refuge on iceberg

-By not slipping when climbing said iceberg

-By flare/firework

-By holding split ends of ship together with pure willpower

-By being a marine animal