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ways to avoid death in event of nautical disaster
[also age 8-ish?]
-By plane
-By joining sad-faced people in lifeboat
-By using smoke-stack to boost you into lifeboat
-By leaping off now-vertical ship into lifeboat
-By dolphin
-By sliding and/or diving into water in perfect form
-By taking refuge on iceberg
-By not slipping when climbing said iceberg
-By flare/firework
-By holding split ends of ship together with pure willpower
-By being a marine animal
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